First of all, here is a picture of both pokemon (I know that they are scary looking.):
I'd like to begin with just some basic information about these two pokemonsters!
Ludicolo is a grass type pokemon. They can derive much energy from cheerful and upbeat music, usually that of Chingy or Yellowcard. In fact, a whole peck of Ludicolo were once seen outside of a Lil' John concert, dancing rhythmically and completely with the beat. Later, when confronted by a group of high white kids, they did not even flinch. This is commonplace among Ludicolo, who do not back down when fighting larger, more powerful foes.
Wynaut, on the other hand, is a psychic type pokemon. They are mischievous, friendly creatures that always have smiles on thier faces, no matter what their actual mood is. Many scientists believe that this permanent smile is due to the fact that their cheek muscles secrete botox. Do not let the smile fool you though. They are fierce when placed in the pokemon battle ring. Also, according to Wikipedia: " When Wynaut gather, they rub against each other to practice fighting techniques." Some also suspect that this rubbing is due to the intense libido that Wynaut possess.
Although this basic information tells us a lot about the pokemon themselves, it does not really tell us about how they will perform against each other. I would like to outline what I believe to be a typical battle between a Ludicolo and a Wynaut.
It is a common fact that psychic pokemon can read the minds of other pokemon. This would lead one to believe that the pokemon would have an advantage over its opponent; it would know which attack its opponent is using next. While this is true, most don't realize that pokemon have very long and thin neurons. Even though they know what attack is coming, it takes so long to process that they realize which attack is coming after the attack has already come. Wynaut, unaware of its own anatomy, will probably begin the fight with its "mind read" attack.
Furthermore, grass pokemon, like Ludicolo, can grow marijuana in their minds. When Wynaut tries to read Ludicolo's mind, the marijuana will be transmitted along with Ludicolo's thoughts and Wynaut will get high. This is called the "secondary smoke effect". This growth of marijuana will also effect Ludicolo. After this exchange has happened, we will be left with two high pokemon in the ring.
Following this exchange, I would expect Wynaut to attach with its patented "mind game" attack. In this attack, Wynaut will actually make Ludicolo think that it has turned into a water pokemon. No one wants to be a water pokemon. Ludicolo will begin to attack itself due to the shame that comes with being a water pokemon.
Unfortunately for Wynaut, grass attacks against a grass pokemon result in making the pokemon stronger. Ludicolo will actually grow in strength and size. Once the "mind game" attack wears off, Ludicolo will be extremely strong and powerful. By this time, the marijuana will have triggered the "munchies" in Wynaut. He will probably use his "i'm going to eat you" attack and eat Wynaut.
So after long and considerable thought, I have decided that Ludicolo would win in a battle against Wynaut. I know that many of you will disagree with my assessment, but I have just presented the facts. They are indisputable because I made most of them up. Made up things cannot be disputed. That is what makes them indisputable. I am an expert on pokemon. Some may call me a "Poke"-master (That title has nothing to do with pokemon.) I know what I am talking about so...that is all.
I'd like to begin with just some basic information about these two pokemonsters!Ludicolo is a grass type pokemon. They can derive much energy from cheerful and upbeat music, usually that of Chingy or Yellowcard. In fact, a whole peck of Ludicolo were once seen outside of a Lil' John concert, dancing rhythmically and completely with the beat. Later, when confronted by a group of high white kids, they did not even flinch. This is commonplace among Ludicolo, who do not back down when fighting larger, more powerful foes.
Wynaut, on the other hand, is a psychic type pokemon. They are mischievous, friendly creatures that always have smiles on thier faces, no matter what their actual mood is. Many scientists believe that this permanent smile is due to the fact that their cheek muscles secrete botox. Do not let the smile fool you though. They are fierce when placed in the pokemon battle ring. Also, according to Wikipedia: " When Wynaut gather, they rub against each other to practice fighting techniques." Some also suspect that this rubbing is due to the intense libido that Wynaut possess.
Although this basic information tells us a lot about the pokemon themselves, it does not really tell us about how they will perform against each other. I would like to outline what I believe to be a typical battle between a Ludicolo and a Wynaut.
It is a common fact that psychic pokemon can read the minds of other pokemon. This would lead one to believe that the pokemon would have an advantage over its opponent; it would know which attack its opponent is using next. While this is true, most don't realize that pokemon have very long and thin neurons. Even though they know what attack is coming, it takes so long to process that they realize which attack is coming after the attack has already come. Wynaut, unaware of its own anatomy, will probably begin the fight with its "mind read" attack.
Furthermore, grass pokemon, like Ludicolo, can grow marijuana in their minds. When Wynaut tries to read Ludicolo's mind, the marijuana will be transmitted along with Ludicolo's thoughts and Wynaut will get high. This is called the "secondary smoke effect". This growth of marijuana will also effect Ludicolo. After this exchange has happened, we will be left with two high pokemon in the ring.
Following this exchange, I would expect Wynaut to attach with its patented "mind game" attack. In this attack, Wynaut will actually make Ludicolo think that it has turned into a water pokemon. No one wants to be a water pokemon. Ludicolo will begin to attack itself due to the shame that comes with being a water pokemon.
Unfortunately for Wynaut, grass attacks against a grass pokemon result in making the pokemon stronger. Ludicolo will actually grow in strength and size. Once the "mind game" attack wears off, Ludicolo will be extremely strong and powerful. By this time, the marijuana will have triggered the "munchies" in Wynaut. He will probably use his "i'm going to eat you" attack and eat Wynaut.
So after long and considerable thought, I have decided that Ludicolo would win in a battle against Wynaut. I know that many of you will disagree with my assessment, but I have just presented the facts. They are indisputable because I made most of them up. Made up things cannot be disputed. That is what makes them indisputable. I am an expert on pokemon. Some may call me a "Poke"-master (That title has nothing to do with pokemon.) I know what I am talking about so...that is all.
3 comments:
damn you guys are really turning me on when you write this stuff, i just get this tingly feeling in my head and then as I read more and more it goes all the way down to my feet. That might just be Restless Leg Syndrome though cause it gets better with movement and worse when I am stationary. Either way ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby uhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeh uhhhhhhhhhh
i dont understand this post. does meet really watch pokemon? or did he do extensive research on pokemon? i dont know which is worst.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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